O: when can I get married?
Me: uh... three years after college.
O: When can I have kids?
Me: um... three years after you're married.
O: you know my kids aren't going to be as good as me. I'm pretty awesome.
Me: so, maybe you won't have kids?
O: I'll have kids... you are just pretty lucky to have me.
We are raising a humble child who likes to plan ahead.
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